Third Scary Thing: Getting Back Up

This is the year to conquer fear. In keeping with my 2013 New Year’s resolution, I plan to do at least one thing that I’m afraid to do each month this year. January’s scary thing was asking for a job. February’s was a tongue biopsy, (which is every bit as gruesome as it sounds). And March’s scary thing was getting back up.

My family urged me to stop. My skating days are over, they said. It’s too risky at my age, considering what happened. I could get seriously injured. I knew they were right. My muscles were weak and my weight high, throwing off my balance. I’m a slow healer. And a million other reasons. Sadly, I pushed my pretty skates to the back of the closet, not quite ready to give them up. I don’t even know how long they’ve been sitting there.

As a child, roller skating came as easily as walking to me, and just about as soon. Mom used to hold my hands over my head, pulling me across the wooden floor of our front porch in those adjustable metal clip-ons that tighten with a little wrench key. As soon as my feet grew long enough, Dad took me to get custom skates. My feet and my love for skating grew, and my parents always made sure that I wore a good pair of properly-fitting skates with pretty pom-poms and fancy laces. By the time I reached adulthood, I skated for hours every week, indoors and out.

On the advice of doctors, I took time off during pregnancies. After my babies were born, though, I’d tie on my wheels and get moving again. That is, until I got sick. I got really sick. I could barely walk. For four years, I spent most of my time in bed. My muscles grew flabby and my weight soared. Then I got better! I started skating again. Slowly at first, I skated up and down the street in front of my house. In time, I ventured farther. One day when my hopes were high, I fell and couldn’t get up. I stayed on the sidewalk, stuck until my teenage son came looking for me. I took off my skates, leaned on him all the way home, and did not put them back on again.

But this is the year to conquer fear. So in March 2013, while my family was away, I tied those babies back on my feet. It felt strange, wobbling and losing my balance. Instead of speeding—flying!–with the wind in my face, jumping obstacles and turning on a dime, I inched ahead slowly, carefully. I didn’t fall this time, but my legs had had enough after about ten minutes. I don’t think I’ll be doing tricks any time soon. I’m still weak and I’m still fat. But that’s nothing that skating can’t cure, right? I’ll either break a hip and fall down for the count, or I’ll get stronger and burn some calories. Either way, now I’m all in.

What about you? What childhood love do you regret giving up? If you could conquer your fear, what would you do today to regain that love?

Enjoy this sweet and hilarious commercial with skating babies.

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Controversial Food Supplement Changes Baby’s Color

April 1, 2013. Just in time for St. Patrick’s day…Green babies! Or do you prefer the traditional pink and blue? Artificially colored skin, the latest trend in children’s fashion, hit the scene Monday morning at NYC’s Pour les Bébés, a high-end children’s fashion house known for its off-beat collections.

The process, known as color shading, involves feeding children vegetable-based food supplements for several weeks, gradually changing the color of their skin. Results vary, depending on the child’s natural pigmentation and their metabolism, but the effect usually wears off when the supplement is discontinued. The patented formula called Teindre is not regulated by the FDA, but Pour les Bébés’ head designer, Zoe Mentir, assures, “Teindre is 100% safe. You choose your color, and mix it into the baby food, just a few drops, or in the bottle. It has very little taste. The babies eat it and it shows up in their skin. You see it first in their lips and fingertips, then it spreads to the whole body.”Doll- Green face

Shawna Astuce, who chose a greenish hue for her 5-month old daughter Zoe, said, “It’s just a bit of fun. You know, it gets attention when we go out. At first people think there’s something wrong with her, but when I tell them it’s color shading, generally people like it.”

Not everyone is on board with the new trend, however. Atlanta-based pediatrician, Marvin Blague says color shading can cause problems in case of medical emergencies. “We doctors look at skin appearance. If a child has blue lips, for example, that can mean they’re not getting enough oxygen. Yellow skin is a sign of jaundice. If a parent color shades their child, it makes it harder for us to do our jobs.”

And in case you’re thinking about it for yourself, think again. Because of the large amounts of dyes needed to shade the skin, color shading only works safely on children under thirty pounds. Adult bodies process chemicals too efficiently to see significant results in small amounts.

Teindre is available in six packs of 2 oz dropper bottles at Pour les Bébés showroom, or online at PourlesBébés.com, and will set you back a whopping $400 per pack. That’s a pretty big whopper.

Ideas for April Fool’s Day pranks at AprilFoolZone.com and PreciousHolidays.

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Easter-Only Churchgoers Want More

Today, Easter Sunday, churches across the world are filled to overflowing with people who do not usually go to church–people who have been hurt by Christians or who are not sure they really believe all this Bible stuff; people who hope to see a kind face and hear a merciful word. In spite of their doubt and fear, they feel compelled to attend a church on Easter to hear about the sacrificial death, burial and resurrection of the Lord Jesus.

“For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.”  (From the Gospel of John, chapter 3, verse 16)

Inevitably, this touching opportunity will not faze the arrogance of some Christians and Messianics, who will not use it to minister to the hurting, but will instead squander it by focusing on what the holiday does not mean, or some other such trivial matter. They will take the opportunity to grab some attention for themselves, if only for a moment. They take offense when anyone believes something besides what they believe, or follows a tradition or ritual that they do not follow.

Easter-Only Churchgoers: Please do not let these people steal your joy, or your desire to know more. Easter is an altogether lovely and meaningful observation for Christians of all denominations. Look for good, and you will find it. If it’s not in the church you tried today, think about trying another.  May you understand the resurrection of Jesus deeper and know our Lord better and feel his love for you in abundance this Easter.

Is Easter Based on a Pagan Holiday? at BibleGateway.com

Should Christians Denounce Easter?

Passover Seder About Jesus? Since When?

Passover: The Festival of Deliverance at Hebrew4Christians.com

Tips for Jewish-Christian Couples at Spring Holidays

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Second Scary Thing: Tongue Biopsy

woman-making-faces2013: This is the year to conquer fear! I made a New Year’s Resolution to do at least one thing that I’m scared to do each month this year. Read about my first scary thing [HERE].

Have you ever said something you wish you hadn’t said, then wished you could cut it out of your tongue? I have. I wouldn’t really cut my tongue, of course, but there’s that image in my mind. And in February, I lived this visual aid.

It all started with a broken tooth. The broken tooth lead to a dental appointment, which lead to a conversation that began with, “I don’t want to alarm you, but…” Never has a conversation that begins with “I don’t want to alarm you” ever not alarmed me.

It was the little knobby line on the side of my tongue that caught her attention. Normally, I would ignore the dentist’s warning that it could be cancerous (in fact I had briefly considered, then dismissed, the idea), choosing to remain in blissful ignorance. If I don’t know, I don’t have to do anything about it, right? But this is the year to conquer fear, so I made an appointment with an oral surgeon.

I opted to stay awake for the biopsy because I imagined a needle, or maybe even a cotton swab, collecting a few cells. My grown son predicted, “They’re going to cut into your tongue, and it’s going to hurt like….” Well, you know.

He was right. I got the needle, but only to numb the area. The assistant grabbed hold of my tongue with gauze and pulled it out as far as it would stretch. I flailed like a turtle on its back, and the surgeon asked me to sit still while she sliced into my tongue. (She had to ask me to be still several times.) My mouth filled with heat, then the taste of blood. Then I started choking. Great, I thought, my obituary will read,“She drowned in her own tongue blood.” I gurgled and the assistant stuck the suction thingy into my throat. She left it there because the blood kept coming. The line of suspicious tissue reached farther than I realized, and the surgeon had to cut deep to remove it. Soon threads slapped across my face as tugging and stitching began. Involuntarily, I slid down the chair, trying to escape. The surgeon asked me to sit up.

When the numbness wore off, I was left with a chunk of tongue gone, two layers of stitches and significant bruising, swelling and pain. Because I couldn’t talk until the swelling went down, I used gestures and a marker board to communicate. Now I know this is going to sound obvious and cliché but I promise you, it is the absolute truth. During that time when I couldn’t talk, I thought about every word before I communicated it. I physically could not say a harsh word in frustration or snap out a sarcastic remark. And I found out that much—if not most—of the words that come to my mind are better left unsaid. Too often, my first impulse is to complain. In those few days when I could not complain, I was kinder.

Turned out, no cancer. (Yay!) That knobby line was a kind of callous, probably caused by grinding my teeth. The missing place in my tongue still reminds me to cut out complaining and unkind words, and speak with a softer tongue. For that I am thankful.

No scary situation has presented itself for March so far. I may have to go after one. Got any ideas?

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The Worst Sinner in the World

Mary Magdalene, Ciseri,_Antonio_1864 Public domainI’ll call her Grace. That’s not her real name, but she’s a real woman. Looking down, wiping tears, with her voice barely above a whisper, she told me, “I haven’t gone to church in a long time. I believe. . . but I don’t pray anymore, not since. . . well, I just feel. . . not worthy.”

I know how she feels. The apostle Paul also expressed this feeling. He said, “Here is a trustworthy saying that deserves full acceptance: Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners—of whom I am the worst.” (1 Timothy 1:15, NIV)

So often I hear this verse taught with disbelief, as if Paul were expressing an exaggerated false humility. I’ve even heard Christians claim–bragging!–that they feel that they were worse than Paul before they came to faith. But I believe in the authority of Scripture. I believe that among human beings on this earth, Paul was the worst sinner of all, according to God’s standards.

And is that really so hard to believe? According to the Scriptures, Paul was a violent man, a blasphemer, and a murderer who went out of his way to hunt down innocents–all the while believing that he was in the right. The statement that he was the worst sinner truly deserves our full acceptance.

So, how do we react to this? Are we supposed to be impressed with Paul’s conversion, turning from persecuting the church to promoting it? No. We’re supposed to be impressed with the grace of Jesus. After Paul said he was the worst sinner, he said, “But for that very reason I was shown mercy so that in me, the worst of sinners, Christ Jesus might display his immense patience as an example for those who would believe in him and receive eternal life.” (1 Timothy 1:16, NIV)

If you ever believe that you are too bad for Jesus to forgive you, if you ever think you’ve lived in sin too brazenly for too long, if you ever think you’re not worthy to pray, God offers Paul to you as an example. If Jesus displayed his patience to Paul, the worst sinner in the world, he will show his patience to you.

Grace said, “I just feel. . . not worthy.”

I said, “I think that’s the point. That’s why Jesus came.”

Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners. Believe in him and receive eternal life.

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10 Sorta-Romantic Video Picks for Valentine’s Day

popcorn makerTomorrow’s Valentine’s Day and you know what that means: Cucumber sandwiches and I Love Lucy!

At least, that’s what it will always mean to me. Three years ago, our kids, ages 14 through 26, informed their dad and me that they had outgrown our perfectly perfect Valentine’s Day family tradition. They said they wanted to do their own thing as single people, and that we should do something romantic and couple-y without them. This year, I scheduled oral surgery.

The couple-y thing in this scenario is for my husband to drive me home, get me to bed and wipe the drool off my chin from time to time until I recover. The romantic thing is a movie. With the kids away, we can watch whatever we want. The last time we had the house to ourselves, we watched Aaah Zombies; but that doesn’t seem to fit this occasion.

Neither my husband nor I are real romance-type people, so we’re considering watching something from this list of our top ten favorite romantic–but-not-really-romance videos.

#10 The Philadelphia Story - Katharine Hepburn, Cary Grant and Jimmy Stewart deliver fast-paced comedy in this story of a socialite and a tabloid newspaper reporter. It’s not rated, but it is suitable to watch with teens.

#9 Romeo and Juliet -You can’t talk about romantic-but-not-really-romance without Romeo and Juliet. The 1996 version starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes uses the words of Shakespeare with a modern setting to bring out the meaning of this classic. True to the play, there’s sex and violence, so this one’s for grown-ups only. Rated PG-13

#8 Rear Window – Jimmy Stewart and Grace Kelly star in this Hitchcock classic about a wheelchair-bound man who passes the time waiting for his broken leg to heal by spying on his neighbors–a mix of single, newly married and long-time married people. When he sees evidence of murder, things get dangerous. Suspenseful with a smattering of romance. Non-rated, but I suggest ages 10 and up.

#7 Shrek I know it’s a cartoon. I know it’s made for kids, but it’s hilarious for grownups. Truly. In order to keep his swamp, an ogre has to free a princess and bring her back to the castle. In order to break a witch’s spell, the princess must kiss her true love. And hilarity ensues. PG rated for potty humor.

#6 Joe Verses the Volcano – Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan–that should be enough right there. Comedy about a hypochondriac who is afraid to live until his unscrupulous doctor convinces him that he has a terminal condition and he can go out a hero by throwing himself into a volcano. Rated PG. Not for kids. It’s a comedy, but it’s based on the guy being willing to kill himself, and there’s also some smoking, drinking and cussing.

#5 Miss Potter – Renee Zellweger stars as Beatrix Potter, the author of the famous Peter Rabbit series of children’s books. Miss Potter lives in a time when she is considered a “spinster” for not having married young. She longs to create children’s books, but her mother disapproves of her association with those in the book trade. Nevertheless, romance blooms between Miss Potter and a tradesman as her books are published and gain popularity. Rated PG for portraying alcohol use, but it is mild, in my opinion. This is not made for children, but I think they’d be OK with it.

#4 Casablanca – This is my absolute favorite movie of all time. Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman star in this drama set in Casablanca, Morocco during World War 2. A hardened American expatriate faces decisions as the woman who broke his heart and her war-hero husband need his help. Not-rated, not for children, but I think most of the non-suitable parts (violence, gambling, references to war) would go over their heads.

#3 A Man Called Peter Richard Todd stars in this true story of Peter Marshall, a Scottish Bible teacher who travels to America and becomes chaplain to the U.S. Senate. It is written by his wife Catherine, and includes how the couple met, courted and married. Not rated, but suitable to watch with children.

#2 Snowbound: The Jim and Jennifer Stolpa Story – This true story stars Neil Patrick Harris and Kelli Williams as Jim and Jennifer Stolpa, a young married couple stranded in the snow with their baby, and fighting to keep one another alive. It’s an intense portrayal of true love. Not rated, but suitable to watch with children.

And my #1 pick for a romantic-but-not-really-romance movie is. . . Shadowlands  Anthony Hopkins and Deborah Winger star in this true-life story of Christian professor C.S. Lewis (author of the Chronicles of Narnia series of books, among others) and how his friendship with Jewish atheist-turned-Christian Joy Gresham turned into true commitment and marriage. Rated PG, but I’d let children watch it.

How about you? What romantic-but-not-really-romance movies do you like? Or do you go all out mushy for Valentine’s day?

See also: Should I date my husband for Valentine’s Day?

Secret to Lasting Unity is Individuality

Tips for Interfaith Couples on Valentine’s Day

5 Fun Dates Under $10

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10 Ways to Celebrate Tu B’Shvat (Even if you’re not Jewish)

pomegranite tree publicdomainpicturesAre you ready for a healthy, fun celebration? From sunset tonight (Friday, January 25, 2013) to sunset tomorrow, we observe the minor Jewish holiday known as Tu B’Shvat, which translated means the 15th day of the Hebrew calendar month of Shvat. It’s not really a Biblical holiday, in that it isn’t one of the commanded Seven Feasts of Israel, but we trace its celebration back to the Bible.

Leviticus 19:23-25 says, “When you enter the land and plant any tree for food, you shall regard its fruit as forbidden. Three years it shall be forbidden for you, not to be eaten. In the fourth year all its fruit shall be set aside for jubilation before the LORD; and only in the fifth year may you use its fruit–that its yield to you may be increased: I the LORD am your God.”  (New JPS Translation)

In order to keep track of how old each tree is, to know whether or not its fruit could be eaten, the Jewish people picked a date–Tu B’Shvat–as the birthday of the trees. On this day, all trees in Israel are considered another year older.

This day is especially fun for children, as we take the opportunity to remember the providence of God, where our food comes from, how important it is to take care of our earth, and sample a variety of healthy grains and fruits.

Ten Ways to Celebrate

  1. Eat the “Seven Species”–the seven kinds of food for which God praised the land of Israel in Deuteronomy 8:8. These are: wheat, barley, vines (grapes), figs, pomegranates, olive oil (or olives) and honey (date honey or dates).
  2. Eat a new fruit or one that you haven’t yet eaten this year. Some people save their etrog from Sukkot and eat it on Tu B’Shvat.
  3. Eat almonds. The first trees to blossom in the spring in Israel are almond trees, so they are called the “watchers,” as they are the ones to watch to see if spring is close.
  4. Decorate trees in and around your home. Bonus for using natural decorations, like popcorn strings which feed the birds.
  5. Make nature crafts and decorations out of natural materials, like acorns, fall leaves and pretty branches.

      See Martha Stewart’s Nature Crafts for Kids

  6. Take a nature walk. See how many trees you can identify.  See  24 Nature Activities for Kids at Disney’s Family Fun online
  7. Donate a tree in Israel for $18 per tree through the Jewish National Fund–and be entered for a chance to win a trip for two to the Holy Land!
  8. Donate a tree in the USA or other locations worldwide (you choose where) for $1 per tree through Plant It 2020.
  9. Plant seeds in recycled cans or paper cups (Remember, paper is made from trees!) and watch your plants grow indoors until the weather warms up. Then transfer them to the ground. Or plant herbs to keep in your kitchen year-round.
  10. Pick up trash around your neighborhood or a local park, and save the planet one block at a time. Remember, this activity needs to be supervised by an adult. Kids should wear gloves, know what not to touch and stay far away from traffic.

Jewish or not, we all share this planet. Tu B’Shvat gives us an opportunity to come together to celebrate our beautiful and plentiful world as we celebrate the birthday of the trees!

 

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